quoms:

imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life

someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away

(via quantumeagle)

the-vashta-nerada:

have you ever cried over a character

i don’t mean in the way a lot of people say like “OMG ALL MY FEELS MY CREYS”

no

i mean

have you ever felt such emotion towards a character that you just cried

because you wanted to be with them and help them and make them feel better

because they’ve helped you so much but you can never do the same for them

(via quantumeagle)

br0-harry:

geromykyle:

you’re welcome

(via weepingdemon)

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

SOMEONE DID IT. YOU FINALLY MADE MY DREAM COME TRUE.

(via 221b-aber)

xylophoney:

WHAT WHAT                                WHAT                                    WHAT

WHAT           WHAT                      WHAT                                    WHAT

WHAT                     WHAT            WHAT                                    WHAT

WHAT                     WHAT            WHAT                                    WHAT

WHAT                     WHAT            WHAT                                    WHAT

WHAT                     WHAT            WHAT                                    WHAT

WHAT                     WHAT            WHAT             WHAT             WHAT

WHAT                     WHAT            WHAT             WHAT             WHAT

WHAT           WHAT                      WHAT   WHAT          WHAT   WHAT

WHAT WHAT                                WHAT                                    WHAT

(via weepingdemon)

pizza:

drowninginthe-mainstream:

in math class were doing fractions and using pizza as an example and i keep expecting tumblr user pizza to just burst into the middle of my math class and say something witty

is it ok if i burst in on your text post instead?

(via disgruntledsquids)

dirkstr8der:

the-winchester-initiative:

cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

Get out.

why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns

(via disgruntledsquids)

bowtiesandlions:

thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:

I want the Doctor to take a kid as his companion.

A 14-15 year old kid who’s parents are fighting, has few friends, bad grades, and feels like complete shit before the Doctor comes.

No kissing, complicated relationships, confusion or stuff like that, just the Doctor taking a kid who doesn’t see much out of life for a ride.

And maybe, just maybe, after the trip, the kid’s view of life is changed.

And maybe the Doctor’s as well.

(via 221b-aber)

pingustolemysanity:

imagine-your-fav-character:

Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment, grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world

Lets be honest though most of us would be dead within a week

(via hp-fuzzybear-as)

bex-chan:

official proof that satan has tumblr

(via hp-fuzzybear-as)

jjlj13:

laugh-until-you-drop:

thesame5people:

foreveralone-lyguy:

I swear like 85% of all popular text posts are made by the same 5 people.

Actually I’ve never had a popular text post but it’s good to know you enjoy my blog

image

(via ch1ck3nman)

stardusted:

redbusneedstoleave:

missmurrka:

Boy records interview with his future self in 1992 and has a conversation with himself in 2012

I expected to watch this and shed a nostalgic tear, instead I cried tears of laughter.

i watched this like five times yesterday because its amazing

this is pretty hilarious lmao

(via ch1ck3nman)

physicalvocalist:

fallen-angel-in-the-tardis:

lembas-and-cram:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

rendezvousramen:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

macaronivevo:

jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

is it route or route

is it caramel or caramel

is it either or either

is it read or read

is it lead or lead

Maybe its Maybelline

I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.

(via ch1ck3nman)