halorvic:

Donnaaaaa

halorvic:

Donnaaaaa

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ohgodbenny:

hard-on-for-hiddleston:

[x]

YOU SEXY BASTARD

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lokishorcruxinthetardis:

tom-nippleston:

BREAKING NEWS: TOM HIDDLESTON BATHES IN BUCKET OF FANGIRLS TEARS
When confronted with the allegations, Hiddleston responded: “Eheheheh”

HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE. IS THAT A RAINBOW BEHIND HIM IN THE FUCKING LIGHT OR AM I JUST SEEING THINGS

lokishorcruxinthetardis:

tom-nippleston:

BREAKING NEWS: TOM HIDDLESTON BATHES IN BUCKET OF FANGIRLS TEARS

When confronted with the allegations, Hiddleston responded: “Eheheheh”

HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE. IS THAT A RAINBOW BEHIND HIM IN THE FUCKING LIGHT OR AM I JUST SEEING THINGS

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Look, it’s twenty feet up in the air, and it’s in the middle of the most heavily guarded part of the prison. It’s impossible to get up there without being seen.

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redscharlach:

vaporheart-archive:

i think something went wrong

The Ballad of the House of Leg
When Hogwarts was first foundedBy the noble Founders Four,They looked upon their housesAnd they asked: “Do we need more?”
"For some are brave, and some are loyal,As each one of us knows,And some are cunning, some are smart,But some are NONE of those!”
"What shall we do with pupilsWho just haven’t got a clue?Who have no proud distinctive traitsAnd may well smell of poo?”
"Let’s found another house for them:A Hogwarts bargain bin.The entrance code is simple:If they’ve got a leg, they’re in!”
The cryptofascist FoundersGave themselves both praise and plauditThey gave the school the House of LegThen basically ignored it.
Thus left alone, the House of LegBecame a decent placeFor aimless wandering, cups of teaAnd staring into space
The dull and non-distinctive Found a quiet place to land onAnd in times of trouble, Hogwarts alwaysHas its Leg to stand on…

redscharlach:

vaporheart-archive:

i think something went wrong

The Ballad of the House of Leg

When Hogwarts was first founded
By the noble Founders Four,
They looked upon their houses
And they asked: “Do we need more?”

"For some are brave, and some are loyal,
As each one of us knows,
And some are cunning, some are smart,
But some are NONE of those!”

"What shall we do with pupils
Who just haven’t got a clue?
Who have no proud distinctive traits
And may well smell of poo?”

"Let’s found another house for them:
A Hogwarts bargain bin.
The entrance code is simple:
If they’ve got a leg, they’re in!”

The cryptofascist Founders
Gave themselves both praise and plaudit
They gave the school the House of Leg
Then basically ignored it.

Thus left alone, the House of Leg
Became a decent place
For aimless wandering, cups of tea
And staring into space

The dull and non-distinctive
Found a quiet place to land on
And in times of trouble, Hogwarts always
Has its Leg to stand on…

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back-that-sass-up:

legalmexican:

*Teacher Voice* I’ll wait

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tHATS THE FACE THATS THE FACE EXACLTY

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just-impolite:

Teen Wolf in The Office (1/?)

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super-happy-ahegao-fun-club:

lychgate:

when you dont have enough money to pay for daycare AND dog sitting

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This by far the most fucked up post on the internet.

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mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

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But only if they’re classy!

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That moment when you work your ass off for something but someone else gets it.

professorfangirl:

inferiormendsisters:

kastiakbc:

leseanthomas:

This photo was from several months ago. :-(

Source: http://gizmodo.com/how-bad-is-californias-drought-this-bad-1531567081/all

I don’t say this lightly,

but oh fuck

I live in LA so I just thought I’d add a little more information about this for those of you who don’ know a lot about the drought. 

here’s the latest updated map I could find

All of California is now in a moderate drought and above. As of August, over half of California is turning into the dark red zone, which is an exceptional drought, which is, of course, very bad. In fact, it’s gotten so bad that we are fined to up to $500 if we are seen wasting water (sprinklers watering the pavement instead of plants, etc), and some cities are enforcing water rationing laws.

Our agriculture and economy is even being affected. Many farmers are losing their jobs because their plants are dying and not being watered enough. Some farmers are tearing down many of their crops so that the water that would have been used for those can be used for other crops. I should remind you that California provides over half of the country’s food, so this will not only affect the people who live in California, but everyone in the U.S. as well.

There’s also a chance that if the drought continues for the next year, then there’s a chance that we might have to migrate out of California.

So, for those of you living in California, please conserve your water! Every drop counts! Even doing little things like throwing the ice cube you dropped into a plant to water it instead of throwing it into the sink will help! For more ways to save water, check here

sources: x x x x 

Here’s Lake Shastina, where my town Montague gets its water:

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That was taken in April. The last delivery from it came this week; now we’re holding our breath to see if an emergency pipeline will be ready to take over in mid-September, or if we’ll be trucking in water from Yreka, the next town over. (Though my partner and I actually live way on the outskirts, with our own well. Lucky fuckin us.)

And here are the deer that spotted me watering a plant from a bucket:

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And I know, I know you shouldn’t feed and water the wild things, but even though stags are notoriously shy, they heard and smelled that water and came right into the yard. I didn’t have the heart to drive ‘em off. Lil’ fuzzyhorns.

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